Thursday, June 19, 2014

Cast First Impressions

AMBER
AMBER - Too busy worrying about how she looks. Wants to be the sweet girl. She says she "likes pretty people." An esthetician? A model? Not even worth my opinion. Enjoy your short stay in the BB house, Amber. How did she get cast?


BRITTANY
BRITTANY - A short time BB fan. Motto is "go big or go home." I see naivety to the game and I'm guessing she will not last long as she's not ready for the stress of the BB house life and being away from her 3 kids. I predict an anger/tears meltdown. The complexity of the BB HG relationships will be lost on Brittany. The more knowledgeable BB HGs will eat her alive.


CALEB
CALEB - All I can say is ewww. This guy thinks he is a lady's man? Caleb couldn't even make eye contact in his interview with Jeff Shroeder. He is going to use the strategy he calls "The Bobber Effect." Please. Just stop. That's all I can say after watching his interview. I think he is going to be quite entertaining for his short stay, which may be sad because I think I'd enjoy watching him be used like the dumb ass he comes off as. ....Update. I am watching some more interviews with this guy. Does he have multiple personalities or what? Totally different person in each interview. My initial opinion was after watching him with Jeff Shroeder for CBS. He looks like he might actually be almost normal. I think he just has trouble dealing with stress. I'm gonna watch this guy. He might go far if he gets a good partner and controls himself when stressed. Religious country boy.


CHRISTINE
CHRISTINE - Have we ever seen a self described "bubbly" person win BB? I think Christine has some good ideas, but she strikes me as someone who will make bad decisions. Good ideas, yes, but the ability to make the right decisions all the way through? She also may very well let secrets slip because she gets excited. We will see. I think Christine has the potential to go far if she thinks every move through and is not swayed into making bad decisions. (By the likes of Zach)


CODY
CODY - Something is not right here. This man has ants in his pants. He squirms more than a 3 year old in church. I'm guessing he has some secrets he doesn't want exposed on TV. He seems nice enough. If he can team up with a strong player, I think he may be able to get far. Otherwise, I don't think he'll make it to jury.


DERRICK
DERRICK - This man has a chance to win. He is smart and he earns a living with his ability to read people (cop). He comes off as thoughtful and calm. Derrick will go far if he keeps a low and reasonably quiet profile. BUT he looks like he also has the potential to bore us all to death.


DEVIN
DEVIN - Good man. Huge smile. Big heart. Big muscles. Can't see any game in him, but the possibility is there if he gets teamed up with a good strategist that he can trust to the end.


DONNY
DONNY - I like Donny. This is a man I think I can root for. Very affable and his strategy is a good one. The only thing I can hope for is that he didn't get to bring his chewing tobacco. I can't sit and watch a man spitting in vessels all over the house. Just can't do it. I'd have to evict a guy for that if I were in there.


FRANKIE
FRANKIE - Sorry. I just can't do another season of watching a "sparkly" man. I'm not anti-gay. I'm anti sparkly, glittery, over-gesturing, melodramatic, over-dressed, "fabulous" men. Or women. Just leave the talent show auditions at home. I can't even give this guy a legit first impression read. I just want to swat at him like an annoying fly and ask him if he could turn off the show. Go home week one. Please. Nice, but too annoying for me to watch more than a few minutes. (He may be watchable if he does like he says and keeps his huge personality hidden except when he does diaries.)


HAYDEN
HAYDEN - First of all, lose that hat from the interviews. It makes you look retarded. Don't like the hair. Long hair is fine with me, but mop comes to mind here. I can see annoyed is going to be a favorite mood & word for me this season. Hayden says he can win the game with his charm and underlying physical & mental talent. Those "talents" aren't what come to mind when I watch the interviews. He wants to get into an alliance very early and we all know what the odds are for the players who do. He thinks he can pull off a Brigade alliance. Good luck with that Hayden, and I'll see you on the final episode. Can we all say McCrank? (McCrae & Frank for you idiots)


JOCASTA
JOCASTA - Shut up already. I don't think she can shut up. Being a minister makes her a real treat for me.... NOT. She claims her "symbol" is going to bring the game home for her when she pulls "it" out. Says we just have to watch and see. Please tell me there is an Atheist in the BB house. Please. I want to see that discussion. Another short stay player, as I see her irritating the fuck out of the others. Yes, she already does me. I can see her getting all pissy and clapping her hands in people's faces. She's used to being the center of attention.